Saturday, October 17, 2009

Marilyn Manson

Ha Marilyn Manson
Says its not from time with pig
Swine Flu wins again

College Food

College foods are good
Rice-A-Roni and Ramen
Lots of sodium

Tabacco Warnings

Smoking cause cancer
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING
Mouth and throat cancer

Friday, October 16, 2009

Your Life

The life that you live
You don't look like you're happy
Seems you wish you were

Emergen-C

I am getting sick
Double dose Emergen-C
My plan pray and sleep

Shotgun- Peter Yorn

I needed some time
I want to know about you
I don't know your name

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Roses- Outkast

Roses smell like poo
Know you think your s*** don't stank
Crash into a ditch

Bed is favorite

Facebook can be good
Band of brothers is good too
Bed is favorite

I love haikus

Oh I love haikus
Easy and very simple
Girls love my haikus

Poladroid

Not satisfied with your life and how it looks in pictures? make all your tacky family pictures look trendy and creative. Because thats all we want right?

Here you go
http://www.poladroid.net/



How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What? You don't know?

You're A Wolf- Sea Wolf

You're a wolf, boy
Gypsy women spoke to me
Get out of this town

Daughters- John Mayer

Fathers be good to her
Become lovers turn mothers
Be good to daughters

Today Was A Good Day- Ice Cube

Today was a good day
Lakers beat Supersonics
Didn't use A.K.

The Postman- The American Analog Set

Walk your street for hours
grey clip tie and blue pressed shirt
I am the post man

Thursday, October 01, 2009

It's your right! 420 Card

So as I am back doing homework after writing a few hikus, I get distracted again, this this time by and advertisement on facebook informing me of my right to medical cannabis. I'm in pain all right.

I love the name of the ad, "Medical 420 Card"
gotta slip in the 420 in somewhere.

Be Less Rude- Frightened Rabbit

I'd be less rude too
We might just get along too
You should be less rude

First Days Of Spring- Noah And The Whale

Hope in each new seed
In each flower grows on earth
I love you you know